ASIAN x FAIL.

my best friend, Madisun, I’ve known her all my life.
I never knew her well enough,but now we’re so alike.
I never thought that we could have this much the same, 
but now that i know we do, 
it’s become a sort of game. 
It’s funny now to see us, 
we don’t look much alike. 
And even though we’re different, 
sisters is what we feel like. 
My bestfriend, Adriana, I’ve known her since seventh grade, 
and this Colombian girl, i surely wouldn’t trade.
I’ve got my little Mexican, and my polish buddy, too, 
take these girls away from me, and i just might kill you. 
I love them both so dearly, 
could never have them leave, 
even though my Mexican’s a little bit naive.. 
In conclusion to this poem, 
let me give you some advice, 
never come between us, 
we’re the three blind mice.

i’d like to let you know a bit about myself.

just sayin..

kso, here we go:

TO THE UNAIDED EYE:

• dark brown eyes.
• black-brown hair.
• straight / a bit wavy.
• asian.
• glasses.
• fourteen.
• grade nine.
  

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[x] You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing 


[x]Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15 


[x]Everyone thinks you’re “Chinese” no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from 


[x]Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids 


[ ]You’ve had a bowl haircut at one point in your life 


[x]You’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom 


[x]Your pencil cases, erasers, and pens are pastel coloured with cute dogs/bears/kittens named RooRoo, RaaRaa, HelloKitty, etc.

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Love through a child’s eyes;

1. When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love. 
Rebecca - age 8

2. When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouths. 
Billy - age 4

3. Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving Cologne and they go out and smell each other. 
Kari - age 5

4. Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries with out making them give you any of theirs. 
Chrissy - age 6

5. Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired. 
Terri - age 4

7. Love is when you kiss all the time. Then, when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and my daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss. 
Emily - age 8

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1. My name is Gretta Marrice Veri, and i’m quite possibly the biggest fail you will ever meet.
2. I’m known as the Asian, AsianFail, FriedRice, and occasionally Zipperhead.

3. I’m not that big on the whole ‘good looking’ factor, but I have high standards personality-wise.

4. My biggest fear is the grudge, even if he/she is make believe.

5. I can’t really dance. It’s more of this awkward swaying.
6. Rice is the best food ever. I eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and even dessert. (yes, there are desserts with rice.)
7. No one believes my bestfriend, Madisun Justene Werynski is half black. No, really, she is.
8. I’m about to have one of the hardest semesters soon, but I want to get above 70 in each one of my courses. 
9. I don’t trust a lot of people, because every time I do..I get hurt.
10. John Lee jinxed me. I got a barbie doll for Christmas.
11. I get along better with boys more than girls. 
12. I like to write down quotes and lyrics, but no one has seen any of them. (note: i copied this awesome idea from madi.)
13. I don’t want a job, I just want money.
14. I’m incredibly shy, if you didn’t notice already. 
15. Filipino/Asian movies are so predictable, but I’ve cried watching almost every single one.

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